I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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