physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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