Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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