Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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