Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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