Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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