How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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