remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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