Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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