My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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