Kiss
Puke
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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