I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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