We tried having a conversation with our noses.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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