ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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