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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.

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  She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

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• (408): View more from California

  I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat

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• (631): View more from New York

  hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.

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