I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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