Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He felt like a one man threesome
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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