I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize