no, he came in my armpit
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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