He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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