She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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