so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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