Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it's great music for shaving your balls
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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