sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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