I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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