Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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