So drunk its hurt
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
soo... how was my night?
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