yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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