yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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