He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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