it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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