I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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