wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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