One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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