Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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