dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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