Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
