Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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