I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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