Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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