Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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