Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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