It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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