im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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