He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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