omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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