I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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