i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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