Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize