Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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