do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You took a bar mat shot.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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