I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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