after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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