You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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